Reasons you shouldn't be in college

So lets be honest. I've got a few reasons you shouldn't be in a certain class that I have discovered over the past couple of days....

1. College Algebra - If you need to use your TI-83 graphing calculator to subtract 12 from 25, you shouldn't be in this class.
2. Chemistry Principles I (for SCIENCE majors) - If you believe that the boiling point of water is 115 degrees farenheit, you shouldn't be in this class.
3. Chemistry Principles I Lab - If you believe your lab partner should purchase the $136 lab manual and you just copy the pages as you need the questions, you shouldn't be in this class.
4. English II/Literature - If you believe that the question "what are you reading for fun" refers to magazines, you shouldn't be in this class.
5. Biology Principles II - If you believe that you are going to get into medical school to become a "brain surgeon" after you had a C in biology I and a first-semester GPA of 3.1, you shouldn't be in this class.
6. Biology Principles II Lab - If you need someone to point out to you all of the internal organs of a fetal pig (including the very large liver) despite your lab manual that has pictures, you shouldn't be in this class.

These are my personal observations on the days of 2/2-2/3.